Ok. Obviously, by the title, you're probably here to read about the boil. Unless you are a regular reader in which case, you saw the title and shook your head with a smile on your face knowing that this is me...nothin is sacred in the life of Denise.
Let's start with boils in general. I get tiny ones every year, mostly in the groin area, occasionally in my pits. I think it's from shaving.
This does not happen often, it's not like I'm walking around with boils all over my body.
You are NOT supposed to do this, so please don't. I would say that I've been lucky, but I usually squeeze the fuck out them until they pop. I've never had an infection and I've never had problems as a result but please don't do that.
You probably think, "oh, that must hurt." Oh it does. It's excruciating but when you're a freak of nature about weird things on your body, then you do what I do.
This one is different. It started as a little pimple in my butt crack, towards the top but deep in if that makes sense.
It's been there for like 4 or 5 months. I don't like it, I don't want it there. I stayed away from this one because of the location and the liklihood of infection.
But this week, I couldn't take it anymore and I tried to pop it and it grew to about 5 or 6 times the size it was. Maybe all of that was underneath the pimple and by my squeezing, it all came to the surface. I literally squeeze the thing until I either almost vomit or pass out. The pain.
But I don't want this fucker there.
So. I am now taking two scalding hot, epsom salt baths a day. I wash my keester really good and then I sit there for 20 minutes.
I dry it off really well and then I put this Differen stuff on it, it's a retinoid. It's usually used for cystic acne but I thought...well a boil is like a cyst, right?
I work it in really well.
And when I do number two, I use these wipe things to ensure a total clean and then I use toilet paper to make sure it's totally dry. Then I put more of that "stuff" on.
You guys, I can feel the thing when I sit down, I have to get in my car carefully because it hurts. I'm considering doing a clay mask on the thing as well because clay pulls things to the surface.
We'll see. I'll keep you posted. For now, it's two baths a day, scalding hot and with a ton of epsom salts and then the gel plus just keeping the area clean and dry in general.
There you have it.
Only I would get a boil in my ass, one that got so big, I can't even sit down. This is me. This is the shit that happens to me and has my whole life...if it's weird and not that likely, well than it'll happen to me.
Yesterday was good.
I'm really having to push the shame of this whole fucking financial shit down. It's hard.
It's piss and shit.
I need my PISS energy gun. Don't ask. There is one person who will read this blog and she knows exactly what my PISS energy gun was. It had special powers. And I had a power ring too and that exact same person may have found someone who can make me a new one. I left it on the counter at Burger King when I was little and have been looking for it's likeness ever since.
The PISS energy must come from nature but the ring could be made, I would just need to energize it with the light of the sun and light of moon.
I will find both.
And that's all I feel like writing.
Why go into I did this and I did that and bla bla bla fucking bla bla.
Ballers don't whine for too long. Ballers get shit done.
I'm a baller.
Here's my VisionList, Part 2 Baller of a Video.
Be Blessed Loves.
Love & Light,
Neecie
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